Comic wishes for men on February 23. Congratulations to your beloved brother from your sister
Dear friends, today we have made for you a selection of congratulations on February 23: cool and funny, in poems and pictures, with which you can congratulate the men dear to you.
Cool congratulations on February 23
So, today is a holiday -
twenty third of February.
Be on the lookout, my comrade,
And don't be greedy for the ruble.
May there be a lot of health,
Bogatyr strength - Wooooo!
So that the house is not a den
And a beautiful car!
A happy holiday has arrived.
It's a significant, masculine day.
The military man drinks, the reserve drinks
And whoever goes to the service is “not naked.”
We sincerely congratulate you,
Our knights, soldiers!
And we wish you health,
After this important date.
On February 23, without saying too much, we
We would like to congratulate the men,
May everyone be strong and healthy.
So that you sleep sweetly and eat deliciously,
I had what I wanted.
Fishing, sauna, football -
Male to please the gender.
Let life consist of victories,
Let the soldier stand at his post,
To be behind a man's back
We are like behind a stone wall.
Happy twenty third of February
We congratulate you.
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts
It's a pleasure to sin.
Drink love wine
To warm the blood.
Drown in a sea of passion
And fall asleep in your arms.
So that the glass is fuller,
To make the vocals ringing,
So that life spins like a whirlwind,
Well, stay in the saddle.
Today is your holiday, men,
We wish you, without skimping,
Health, money, two cars,
Sleep with your beloved and eat to your heart's content!
There are holes in my socks like cheese,
And the shampoo is long gone,
Desik - he's been in the trash for a long time
There is nothing to shave with, nothing to wash with!
Soon, brothers, 23...
I wish I could reach the gifts,
Believe it or not believe it -
All the shelves will be empty!
But the reserves are full
There will be all the closets in the apartment,
Soaps, foams, gels, razors!
I will become the cleanest in the world!
Funny congratulations on February 23 - poems and pictures
Celebrate Defender's Day -
Pour tea into glasses,
Just don’t interfere with beer:
It's harmful, you know that!
Congratulations to all military personnel,
All beautiful, healthy ones.
We wish you to be brave,
Defending our lives.
On Defender's Day we will
Let's kiss at least a hundred times!
Congratulations on the twenty-third,
Be strong like the wind
Be as beautiful as the ocean
And hot like a volcano!
Be as fresh as the sea breeze
And, of course, only mine!
All men are polygamous
We are weak to the weaker sex,
At twenty-third -
Glorious holiday
I would like to wish
More adventures for you
And the most beautiful wives,
So that there is no doubt,
So that everyone is in love!
My beloved, my dear,
Our dear man.
We wish you happiness.
Love us, take care of yourself...
This is what I'm talking about.
Happy Defender's Day to you
Congratulations to the whole family!
Happy Defender's Day today
We congratulate you,
And with all our hearts we wish
Be the same as always!
Be happy, kind, brave,
Protect everyone in the world,
Be the best dad in the world
And don't forget your friends!
We wish to use force
Not in war, but only in sports.
Only in the shooting range to hit the target,
Don't hear thunder on the horizon.
Let February 23
Shows our respect.
May the Earth be peaceful
Let there be no battles on it!
From the fair half -
Congratulations to you, men.
Happy twenty third of February
Congratulations, voila!
Let the press write about you,
The cubes are strengthened on the abs,
A pack of Gazprom shares for you,
Two Rolls-Royces near the house.
Your work is not dusty,
Let your income grow steadily.
Never fight -
Just play tanks!
Brave, honest, even courageous,
Smart, kind, fearless at heart.
With a woman - gentle, in business - serious,
All the tasks are difficult for you.
We congratulate you on the holiday of courage,
Roy kind words let it swirl above you:
Happiness, health, love and patience,
Faith, good luck, hope, luck!
I wish you the twenty-third
Peace and goodness to you,
So that you can live without knowing troubles,
Even better than yesterday!
Let your career strive upward
Everyone's dreams come true.
May your health improve
May you be full of strength!
Happy Defender's Day, guys!
New victories on your way!
So that there is joy in life,
Many years of happiness to you!
Your courage, bravery
May they never fade!
We wish without obstacles
You get to live out your years!
We wish the stronger gender
To be the strongest in the world.
To wait for you in any matter
A resounding success.
So that with invention, ingenuity
My head was full
They differed in their hardening.
Happy February 23rd!
Congratulations on February 23!
May everything in life be yours!
May your broad back
She will protect all those she should!
May you always be cheerful and healthy,
More action in life - less words!
Let there be joy and comfort in the house,
And your family is always waiting for you!
Our protection and support,
Men, how we appreciate you!
You are the strength of the Motherland, without dispute,
And a strategic reserve.
You are ready to serve your Motherland,
And we are ready to serve you,
Let us put in a word
About how dear you are to us.
Placing hopes on you,
The whole earth lives in peace,
And we congratulate you with love
Happy February 23rd to you!
On Defender's Day we are in a hurry
We congratulate all men.
Valiant and brave,
Young and mature
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts
So that there is no war
It was strong so that health
And I had enough strength for everything!
Happy Defender's Day
We congratulate you!
Be happy and healthy
Live peacefully, without enemies.
Warmth for loved ones and relatives
Let them warm your heart,
And luck and luck
They give you the mood!
The February cold strengthens true characters. And our defenders, real men, have them, better than any cold and frost. And they have everything in order with a sense of humor: without it, they can neither serve in the service nor overcome the hardships of army life, and even more so the everyday chaos. These funny congratulations on February 23 to men with humor to lift their spirits and morale.
Short, funny, humorous congratulations on February 23rd to men
It’s a good tradition to give congratulations on February 23rd to your beloved men. Defenders of the Motherland, their wives, mothers, daughters and sisters deserve the most best wishes. It’s just that the congratulations and foot wraps tire them out by two sheets. They prefer humorous, succinct, amusing and funny ones. A real holiday is not only a celebration, but also fun.
My heartfelt congratulations on the 23rd.
I wish for a Suzuki
So that it was like a tank (you know, with a hatch),
Instead of dry rations - caviar,
And the Maldives and Mallorca,
And a bottle of whiskey!
And with eel sauce!
Not a man, not a son,
Congratulations to the man:
Happy 23rd - it's a holiday!
Let's add some sparkle to the glass!
I woke up early in the morning,
Stretched, smiled,
He aimed his sight - the ranker,
He is the commander in the house.
Raised the artillery
And he hugged his wife.
Took the trench in one battle,
Happy 23rd! Happy Military Day!
Yes, it’s gurgling in the glass, yes, it’s splashing!
Everything is captured and the rear is secured!
May you be fortunate, defenders of the Fatherland!
Your holiday has come - Armed Forces Day!
Don't pour it quietly:
You put your health on hold
When I served my Motherland!
This is your holiday, hero!
He is dear to all the soldiers!
Who was in uniform
He deserved it!
“Frontline” 100 g with friends
And a dugout in Miami!
Like an owner - a super-pilot,
And in the bed there is a flamethrower.
I adore you -
My beloved protector,
All congratulations to you,
Smiles to you, joy
And all the luck everywhere!
What should I wish you today?
Only wear a uniform for a holiday,
Weapons are only for hunting,
Well, maybe we can also shoot at the shooting range,
And if you hear volleys, then it’s fireworks,
And let it be a happy moment.
My defender, I congratulate you,
Always be happy - I wish you.
And I wish you peaceful dreams,
Like a wood grouse in winter,
Let your mother-in-law love football
Father-in-law will give a Citroen,
And the wife will not say anymore:
“Honey, I have a migraine.”
Defender's Day is yours
Put everyone on guard!
With you I am a fairy
Without you - Fiona,
My general
(I don't judge by the stars on my shoulder straps.)
You gave me happiness
I love you,
And on Defender of the Fatherland Day
I give myself to you.
Once I held a machine gun,
So you will be rich
Let your stash be
Like a pot-bellied ATM.
And in a ceremonial purse,
Let the lava always rustle:
And no one will say anymore:
"Spirit, barracks, military base."
Hours passed, minutes passed,
Your youth has fled,
Today you will remember -
And you don’t need to go to the bathhouse in the trash,
Just let all your loved ones be around.
The orderly does not shout: “Company! Line up! Rise!
Today we will drink and sing!
There are different successes in your affairs,
In the career, so that, as ordered,
Fly through obstacles.
If there is a guard, then at the crib -
At the nursery where the child lies.
And everything was fine
No, not foam, not socks,
Not underpants with an asterisk,
I'll give you love
My protector, my macho,
Better than all the men in the world
Congratulations, dear!
You wore ankle boots,
And I hung out on the parade ground in the rain,
A hungry ghost was more dangerous than a terrorist,
You have served - everything is clear on your conscience!
And I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
Who hasn't smelled gunpowder?
And he didn't wear boots
We will not congratulate him
Let's pour it for ourselves, brother,
And we will be light drinkers -
Of those who drink, they don’t have enough,
And let’s remember how we like the army
Knocked out all the crap!
Happy 23rd, brothers,
Let's be hammers in life!
How beautiful is the sound of an alarm clock
For everyone who heard the cry: “Rise!”
How valuable the air is, lighter, clearer,
Who took off the gas mask with the belt.
Congratulations to everyone on the 23rd,
And I wish you a peaceful life!
Well men, happy 23rd!
Let's celebrate your holiday together,
Let this day be a pleasure,
If you drink, then only without a hangover,
May your wives appreciate you very much,
And they love you like the first time!
And let capital strive upward,
Your face just shines with happiness!
That's it, your razor is broken,
The shaving foam came out
And on the shelf by the sofa
Only two socks left.
Don't worry and don't worry,
There is a package on the table.
There are gifts for you!
Short congratulations on February 23 to men with humor, romance and tenderness
On February 23, congratulations go not only to those who have long been demobilized, have acquired a family, new friends and work. The girls send them to their beloved boyfriend in the Army, the brides congratulate the grooms. This mini-collection of short congratulations is for them.
Let the demobilization belt weaken -
For others my door is closed.
Every day on a calendar sheet
The date has been crossed out. Honey, I'm waiting for you!
Congratulations on the holiday and look forward to
My dear you, I love you. I love!
Don't go AWOL
Don't fornicate with others there,
Don't ask them to stay with you,
I'm waiting for you at home, dear!
I congratulate you on your holiday,
Let's be together - I dream about you!
You're in boots like I'm in heels
You walk with confidence.
You reliably protect someone else's peace -
I will never give our happiness away.
I love you, I want to wake up and hug you,
And I’m trying to bring sleep closer to reality,
I look at our photo again,
And I send you congratulations on the 23rd.
Those who didn't wait won't understand
How my heart beats
Happy 23rd, my soldier,
I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Served - I'm proud of you,
And with you I'm not afraid
Neither fire nor water
And without knowing the ford.
My warrior
Love you.
Today is an awesome holiday -
My soldier meets him,
I'll dress up for you like a gingerbread.
I surrender, I'm waiting for instructions,
Grab me - the post will be taken down!
My best boyfriend in the world
The coolest one for me
The sun doesn't shine without you,
I have no life without you!
Congratulations on the 23rd,
And I adore you
Achieve your goals
Don't forget about me!
Happy Defender's Day to you
I really want to congratulate you,
And wish you to forget
About the word "loneliness"
Don't get carried away, don't be sad,
Don't be aggressive, it's better to catch the hype.
Promote your crowdfunding
Stop swiping and go for a walk with me!
I'm allowed to drink today.
Socks? Well, I'll find it myself.
I'll cook you a duck
And I’ll pour some wine for her.
Don't you want something red? – vodka,
And I’ll give you a herring to go with it.
Your holiday, dear, choose
Wow, it'll be March soon
And you will repay me a hundredfold.
Happy 23rd, my beloved,
Congratulations. Pull yourself up!
You hit an unprecedented jackpot,
I took a walk. Now get married!
I took off my shoulder straps and met demobilization,
You ended up in civilian life
The boycott was excellent,
I have more than made up for everything.
I congratulate you, dear,
Happy Defender's Day, my love!
A year has passed - the belt is lower,
Your demobilization is getting closer and closer,
Know that I will return you.
Happy 23rd. I love.
Hours fly and days pass.
Your service is running out.
Be strong, dear, we’ll meet soon,
And I will jump on your shoulders.
In the meantime, I'm sending a postcard
And congratulations on the 23rd!
I'm waiting for my beloved soldier,
I wait, I love and I will wait,
23 is the date: those who don’t wait will not understand.
I'm waiting, counting the days until we meet,
I remain faithful, my dear,
My heart has become stronger
How I love you!
Short congratulations on February 23 to male colleagues with humor
It is difficult to find a team where men and women do not work side by side. And the labor community is a small family. And it also has a place for holidays. On Defender of the Fatherland Day, many important and meaningful words, but short congratulations from colleagues in a close, friendly circle will also not be out of place.
How can we live without men?
Without their fancy stubble?
They won't serve you coats without them,
And getting out of the car is not the same!
Who will give us a bouquet of flowers,
What about complements? What about the contrast?
Happy 23rd to you - happy men's holiday
We hasten to congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!
Our defenders, men,
You are loved by us, appreciated,
You have everything you want:
Intelligence, valor, honor, and an affectionate “hare.”
You are the best thing in the world
Our congratulations to you on the 23rd!
A man is given a proud title,
It applies to defenders!
Please accept congratulations on the 23rd -
You are the best. Vivat! Let's pour a third!
Congratulations, no joke.
For us you are both power and strength,
You, that part of the team,
What decides everything and everyone,
We can't do it without you!
Congratulations, praise,
And we wish you to live 100 years!
There's a snowstorm outside the windows,
Howling like a terrible beast,
Only with you, colleagues,
There is nothing to be afraid of.
Congratulations on the 23rd,
We invite you to dance!
You will taste the snacks
And drain your glasses,
We drink and walk until the morning.
Today is your day Hurray!
Colleagues, I want to congratulate you,
Happy holiday - honor upon honor!
Not on my own behalf, but on behalf of the team:
There is no better, more wonderful for us:
Behind you, like behind a stone wall,
And we know that you are a mountain for us.
We appreciate your work and deeds,
Be happy - forever!
Happy Defender's Day, men,
Have a nice holiday to everyone, a friendly feast, warm words and kind, sincere wishes.
The twenty-third of February is a red day on the calendar.
Every time he comes, he throws women into horror,
Where can I buy them a gift to please men?
Congratulations to the man helmet today,
And from now on we will thank you and love you with all our hearts.
So that the enemy force knows our men!
Strong, brave and beautiful, and caring fathers.
So let's raise a glass to our defenders.
We drink to (name) and all the guys!
So that a strong Power does not weaken as a man!
Today is a holiday for men,
Reliable, smart, faithful!
Women have many reasons
First of all, congratulate them
Who will protect them best?
Of course husband, father or son!
Who always idolizes them?
Again husband, father and son!
Who would rather remain silent in a dispute?
Still the same husband, father and son!
Let's congratulate them
All our dear men!
What kind of men are there in the world?
Men-babies and eternal children,
Men who love chic and shine,
Gourmets and those who are accustomed to eating appendages,
Men are fools and men with brains,
And there are even men with horns.
Men are rich and without coins,
Men who have never heard “no” in their lives
Men who are waiting for the ideal
Men who cannot be removed from their pedestal
Men are freeloaders and scoundrels,
But in general... all men
Well done!
They say that men are like children
Only their toys are different...
They cannot imagine the wind without freedom,
And they don’t know verse without rhyme.
I want this holiday to be good
Praise men from the heart!
So that everyone can be a reliable friend,
And always, without a doubt, ready!
Twenty-three, zero two.
Two bottles zero five.
Headquarters in the kitchen. We decide
Take it slowly to the chest.
Don't be timid! Don't relax.
Don't get distracted by the fireworks...
You just have to gape -
The wives will finish everything in no time.
We hold our defense tightly
Both brave and courageous.
Frying pans from Tefal
They won't blow our heads off.
In a whirlwind of kitchen battles
We will definitely win.
And not a drop of moonshine
We will not give it to the enemy!
Real men -
The pride of wives and mothers.
To perform a feat for no reason -
Just pour them some vodka!
For a real man
I don't care about all the problems
He deals with them
So that the dust is standing like a column!
Even if it's late at night
He came drunk as hell,
He knows exactly what to say:
“I’m a hero and I’m very angry!”
Difficult times have come, -
There are few real ones.
But in our company -
All men are simply class!
We congratulate them from the heart
And we wish it to stand! ...
So that they stand victorious
A glass of champagne!
We are without a doubt beautiful!
You are undoubtedly strong.
Sometimes tender, sometimes terrible,
Sometimes you are nice...
But all the problems are in relationships
Let’s leave it “for later,” though.
We are the decoration of your life,
We would like to tell you about
That we are becoming more beautiful
When we try for you.
And so that everything is completely clear,
We would like to wish you from us
To be a hundred times stronger, wiser,
And so that we don’t forget in the future
We are to be groomed, undead and cherished.
In return - we will take care of you!
We write an ode to your courage,
And we bow to the female soul
We are in front of you! We adore you
Honestly envious of male strength!
Let this power be our protection.
On peaceful days it is also important!
Our beautiful, kind people,
We desperately need your concern!
For us, you are both a knight and a warrior.
For us, you are the most reliable redoubt.
Know that wherever you are, at home
Women are looking forward to seeing you!
I want you to always be given
Awards, honors, medals
I want him to always stand
Glass filled with wine!
I want you to get up
And never gave up...
Your strong spirit!
Here's to you men!!
February 23 -
Shaving foam festival.
Ladies buy it:
colleagues, sisters, wives, mothers,
To please men.
After all, this is their only day.
Included with the foam are wishes
Health, joy, recognition,
Health and love arrows,
And completing difficult tasks.
Look, marvel
Who protects our native Rus'?
My soldier, great knight,
Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!
Musicians, sound the harp,
Raise the flag higher
My favorite armored gopher,
Strategic hamster!
Let's buy a cake, chew some candy -
Eh, it was and it wasn’t! –
What does the size of the carriage mean to the fighters?
The most important thing here is the length of the barrel!
Twenty-third is this date
All the most important to you guys!
And you are also terribly happy
Everything is in the soul of patriarchy.
For your views
We will honor you with awards:
Let the girls congratulate you
Happy Patriarchy Day!
Happy holiday to you!
We wish you happiness and joy,
So that luck smiles,
And the currency took root,
Don't lose weight or gain weight
Have slim shapes.
So that friends idolize
And my relatives didn’t scold me,
Relax in the Canary Islands
Eat pineapples.
You can taste hazel grouse
And wash it down with wine...
For a house, a car, a dacha
Were an easy task
And they decided without difficulty
With the power of only magic words.
Let there be beautiful women nearby,
Let the alcohol pour into the glass over the edge,
May it never leave you,
And if it decreases, then don’t suffer.
May your wishes come true on this holiday
(And those you didn’t dare to dream about)
And the best female creatures
They are in a hurry to warm your bed.
All our men are like birds
And everyone nests in their own way in life.
The Owl man watches horse racing at night.
The Magpie man has a nest egg.
Eagle man jealousy, lightning, thunder.
Man Tit is dragging everything out of the house.
The Bullfinch man is no more beautiful than a tailcoat,
But he is a migratory bird, however.
Sparrows are at home in winter and summer.
Rooster -...(sorry, not about that now).
Woodpecker will improve your home comfort
The neighbors are all at once kaput and kaput.
Dove needs special care
Coos lyrically, but there's droppings everywhere.
The Cuckoo man is as careless as the wind,
The wife is one-day-old, the children are attached.
Hummingbird Man from flower to flower,
Only sweet things love his proboscis.
The penguin is an interesting bird, in general,
Playful, but always afraid of something,
And the Swan carries loyalty in his heart all his life,
Its white-winged flight is beautiful.
How different you are, our men,
But there is no serious reason not to love you...
How often are we unfair to men?
Even though they themselves are capricious, jealous, talkative
And only once a year we are kind,
Forgetting grievances, we wish men:
Unconquered mountains, impassable forests,
Friends, so that they are worthy, reliable friends
Smart bosses, all sorts of enemies:
But, better, weakened and safe
Cars - foreign cars, normal neighbors,
Powerful computers, virtual dating,
Problems are only conditional, successes are real.
The tasks are simple, but entirely relevant.
Love of different sexes, love very different
Calm, cheerful and even dangerous
Brilliant ideas, friends, so with beer,
And so that he always remains beautiful..
Wives of the unjealous, girlfriends of the long-legged
Light heads, and preferably hornless ones!
Once upon a time we were athletes, Spartans,
They won fist fights and dances.
And the one who knocked the bull to the ground
He wasn’t very proud - he was like a tank himself.
What now – lumbar scoliosis?
And we dream less and less often about where we fly.
My stomach sags, I can’t do push-ups,
Smelling like smoke, they forgot about soap.
What should we do? We don’t want to strain ourselves.
The TV attracts me - there are Carlson and Watson,
Cool heroes, cowboy Colts,...
But I want, my heart wants something!
To rush around in a hard saddle, on a mustang,
So that your muscles and faces shine with a tan,
And so that there is a washing machine in the house
Plowed, and much more besides...
So that the children don’t whine, the wife doesn’t bite,
So that the cat in the corner doesn't look like a rat,
So that bodies get stronger and things come true
And most importantly, the face was happy!
So that even in moments of severe distress
We, by nature, were men, did not quarrel.
And even though it’s hard for us, oh, let’s remember again:
Someone needs to protect them all?
Aunt has an uncle, mom has a dad,
Grandma has a grandfather in an old hat,
A little girl has a boy friend,
An older girl has an older boy.
Everyone in life has their own half,
And a man should be next to a woman!
Hope, support for fragile shoulders,
Who does the job without unnecessary speeches.
On this holiday we confess to you honestly,
It’s very flattering to be your ladies!
We are calm with you, we are safe with you,
It is impossible to imagine my life without you!
Dear men! Our defenders!
It’s so easy for us to live under your protection!
Boys, men, gentlemen
grooms, husbands and supermen
homebodies, farmers, fathers
warriors, hussars, well done
subordinates, managers,
bosses, puritans, seducers,
smart guys, handsome guys, jokers
knights, friends, merry fellows
geniuses, poets, madmen
motorists, pedestrians
hard workers, female soul idols
toastmasters, cowboys, ringleaders
cavaliers, lords, paladins,
sponsor, troublemakers, citizens
sweet tooth, players, partners
lyricists, creators and musketeers
proud, dancers, democrats,
sages, singers and diplomats
life-loving people, intellectuals
daredevils, horsemen, singers
sorcerers and adventurers
fishermen, hunters, artists
and heroes and jokers
angels, devils and cupids
dreamers and big guys
OUR DEAR MEN!
We congratulate you on this holiday
The following list of advantages
Explains what in this world
Believe me, it’s still worth loving you!
What do men need? I recently found out.
Bank account with six-zero capital,
Reliable friends, grandiose prospects,
Five-room and five-star housing,
A whole supply of disposable socks,
Go through Face Control once everywhere,
So that your car is better and cooler,
Gasoline is endless, the weather is cloudless,
Good traffic cops, no traffic jams,
Girlfriend, so that legs grow from your ears,
So that she never asks for money,
She was silent about marriage and carried beer,
The boss praised him for his intelligence and courage,
And he gave out bonuses, without straining,
The salary increased, the team respected,
And in connection with this, capital grew,
So that the cat "Masyanya" is happy with everything,
She slept somewhere nearby and meowed modestly,
It would also be good to teach her:
Cook, do laundry, go to work.
Oh, and, of course, to be president,
Still a rock star and a legend.
And if everything I say is true,
Then I wish all this for you.
It was not in vain that it was invented for you
After all, this winter holiday is very opportune
And so that at the end of February
All women suffered a loss in wages...
And if there are men in the office,
Of course, we are very happy to congratulate them
They are protectors! At least sometimes - bugs!
But they also expect rewards for this!
Our humanity is a fool
Congratulates everyone
Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day:
And old ladies and boys,
And a teenager dressed up,
And snide old men,
Blue (well, without it),
Clueless babies.
Why do we have a man
You can name anyone
Who has a very long...
I don't know how to say...
The time has already passed,
Another power, another tribe...
But the same outline of the lips,
With a womanizer's half-smile,
The capricious forelock has just turned gray
And now there are stripes on the pants!
Everyone also squints his eyes playfully,
Forgetting that I have glasses on my nose.
And the mustache bites playfully,
The mustache is almost fluffy...
But! If guests are on the doorstep,
Our handsome man jumps off the sofa -
And he is already at your feet,
Dances with the ladies like a god
Caring, gentle and courteous,
Damn our hussar is beautiful!
He is still loved by everyone
Gallant, joyful, playful,
Still young and playful!
And we are all old gazelles,
Girlfriends from distant youth,
They would look at you all their lives
And we drank a mug to your health!
Hero... There is no better way:
Hero-lover. Not a soldier.
Something like Casanova
Your BMW is new.
Machine? Fuck it.
We've had enough trauma.
The girls lie down in a row
Everyone wants to be with you.
Why do we need an army?
Just wasting your time.
We are in civilian life at this time,
Let's carry the burden better.
After all, we are men no matter where,
And we don’t care about any trouble.
Cannons and machine guns are firing,
Rockets with bombs are flying,
And in the sky, brave pilots are friends
The friend is expertly knocked down.
The flames are burning, mines are exploding,
Mountains of corpses lie everywhere,
Tanks are crushing like a deadly wedge
Peaceful fences.
The commander, squeezing an eraser,
Bent over a military map...
This, I understand, is a Holiday!!!
Not like, damn it, March 8th.
How much I love men!
I love you to the point of convulsions, to trembling,
To the point of stuttering, to the point of wrinkles,
To the point of insanity, perhaps.
I love their vulgarity and laughter,
I love their thoughts and views,
I love them all absolutely
In principle, I don’t need women.
I don’t care about appearance, age, rank!
Nature itself is calling me.
I STILL love men...
Even though I’ve been living with you for three years...
Seven in the morning. February twenty-third.
Without really opening my eyelashes yet
Proud to think that now in the answer
I am for the integrity of our borders.
At seven fifteen I’m proud in the toilet,
At eight - in the kitchen, having eaten a couple of eggs,
The thought is that I am personally responsible
For Russia within its borders.
At eight twenty - I meet you on the Internet
A couple of people close to me in spirit.
Like me, these guys are responsible
The Russian Federation has inviolable borders.
I agree, according to “ace”, to be third...
At ten - the first one is drunk, blitz,
By one o'clock there are six of us, all in charge,
For the fate of our common borders.
Somewhere…? However, what are these numbers for?
Proud publican paved, face down,
I fade away with the thought in the salad: “in the world
There is no more reliable edge than ours...”
A drunken husband came home from work
Instead of trousers, he wears tights,
All in lipstick and perfume,
In women's pink panties!
But don't you dare swear,
Kiss him quickly
My husband is already tired
Celebrated a glorious holiday!
They had a corporate party
Female friendly team
Congratulated them “Oh! LA-LA! »
FROM FEBRUARY 23!
There is no day of men yet in the world,
Oh, these poor men!
The male half is all
Lives without holiday!
The floor is light, tender and beautiful,
It is not in vain that he rushes to congratulate men,
Giving them smiles, happiness, joy,
Even on the twenty-third of February!
After all, the first lady was born,
As we remember, from the rib of Adam,
That's why the fair half,
I want to exclaim:
Long live the men!
***
Congratulations on February 23,
My general, I hasten to love you,
Today you can give orders,
And I’m ready to give you honor!
***
SMS congratulations on February 23, cool
May it be on the Army and Navy holiday
Someone will definitely love you,
and let the wrinkles straighten out
on every man's penis!
***
It's warm and cloudy outside,
(or It’s bitterly cold outside),
Horseradish is worth it just in case,
And not a ruble in my pocket,
Happy February 23!!!
***
We, dear men, congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts,
You are very good today on February day.
Please accept congratulations, they will be short:
Drink and smoke less, be kind always.
We will love you then!
***
You are a real warrior, I know it!
You were able to conquer me
Without a cannon, saber and horse!
I congratulate you today,
My general, my love!
***
Oh, the frost stings my butt,
Congratulations, so be it:
Come to me, protector,
Let's love our Motherland!
***
Congratulations on Defender's Day
I want you now.
Protect me, my love,
Well, at least a couple of times!
***
In February, the strong half
The main holiday is coming:
Twenty-third is the day when a man...
He can order his wife around!
***
I wish you a good journey,
Walk this path with friends,
Health so as not to take away,
And never lose heart.
Smiles, joy, good luck,
Live to be a hundred! And not otherwise.
***
Congratulations to dad
Happy Men's Day:
In my youth, I know
He served in the army.
That means he is also a warrior,
At least not a commander.
Worthy of a holiday
Protected the whole world!
For me, you are the main one.
You won't let me fall:
I am the glorious Fatherland
Small part.
***
I congratulate you, bros,
You helped me out so often
You look like simple boys,
But they became world friends!
I will congratulate you today,
February 23rd has arrived!
And I will drink to you
Full cut glasses!
***
It’s hard to forget this:
Made miracles easy
Those whose shoulders shone
Two menacing letters - SA;
And they were to our soldier
Heaven and earth are subject to...
And let NATO not rejoice:
Happy twenty-third of February everyone!
***
Don't drink a lot of vodka.
You won't get sick with a hangover.
Good luck with the girls
And the soul sings at the top of its lungs!
Happy Defender's Day, Dear!
***
I’m sending SMS,
Happy twenty-third of February, congratulations.
Please accept congratulations,
After all, the holiday is full of pleasure.
Happy Defender's Day to you,
I congratulate you lovingly.
Let your dreams come true
After all, life is full of beauty.
***
Being a defender isn't easy!
Both in the capital and in the wilderness
All men of any height
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
Guys, we have no problem:
They will tear out your eyes for the Fatherland!
They will tear you apart and bury you,
If the enemy wants us!
***
We hasten to congratulate you on February 23,
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for existing.
May there be peace and comfort in your hearts,
Let your devoted friends wait for you at home.
***
We congratulate you today,
With all our hearts we wish you:
Happy days and tender caresses,
Sweet princess from a fairy tale,
A difficult victory in the struggle -
Let everything go to you!
***
Young and demobilized,
Everyone who is in uniform, with shoulder straps,
Congratulations on behalf of
Ministry of Defense!
***
February 23 is not a red day on the calendar,
Not red, know, not a day off,
Not red, no, it's gold.
And the holiday, we know, is big!
***
My beloved, dear
You are the dearest to my soul
Happy twenty third of February
I love you so much!
You are my most courageous
It’s so reliable with you
Always be so brave
Being with you is very important to me!
***
Our whole family loves you, dad.
You are our commander, captain of the ship.
You stand at the helm, leading:
Know that we are always a friendly team!
***
My brother, is that you?
Get off the Internet!
Quit your shooting games quickly,
Listen to our congratulations!
Happy Defender's Day, loving,
We congratulate you!
***
My beloved, I know
You are a wall for me!
I congratulate you with hope,
May you always be with me!
***
In life, be on a horse,
Like Chapaev with a saber!
Always be a man
Even in the morning with a cup!
***
I congratulate you today
Happy twenty-third of February!
Can't resist you
My dear protector
I'm going crazy from your tenderness
I can't live without you
There is no reason to doubt
My real man you are!
